From the Onion:
October 19, 2005 | Issue 41•42
SANA’A, YEMEN—Leaders of the New Mujahideen jihadist movement say their latest holy war should appeal to people from all walks of Muslim life. “If you like bombing, bomb manufacturing, effigy-burning, maintaining inflammatory websites, or just ‘hajjing out,’ the Nu Mooj has something for you!” read a statement on the group’s home page. “Jihad is better when friends come together!” The Nu Mooj is expected to recruit several hundred like-minded fanatics to their holy cause of fighting Western imperialism before factional violence tears it apart later this year.